Friday Fun!

The kilt, as described by Michael McIntyre (and most people who don't "get it").


To be as opposite from the English as humanly possible...

• A skirt, instead of trousers
• A multicolored skirt instead of black trousers
• Long White Hockeysocks instead of little black socks
• No underpants, because the English wear underpants (Got me balls hangin' out!)
• A bag instead of pockets
• A Hairy Cockbag instead of pockets
• And a knife for anybody who takes issue with the whole thing.