To be as opposite from the English as humanly possible...
- A skirt, instead of trousers
- A multicolored skirt instead of black trousers
- Long White Hockeysocks instead of little black socks
- No underpants, because the English wear underpants (Got me balls hangin' out!)
- A bag instead of pockets
- A Hairy Cockbag instead of pockets
- And a knife for anybody who takes issue with the whole thing.