Friday, January 9, 2015

Friday Fun!

The kilt, as described by Michael McIntyre (and most people who don't "get it").

To be as opposite from the English as humanly possible...

  • A skirt, instead of trousers
  • A multicolored skirt instead of black trousers
  • Long White Hockeysocks instead of little black socks
  • No underpants, because the English wear underpants (Got me balls hangin' out!)
  • A bag instead of pockets
  • A Hairy Cockbag instead of pockets
  • And a knife for anybody who takes issue with the whole thing.

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